Your whole house carried away on the backs of a million cockroaches. Carried away to adventure, like Up but gross and apocalypse-proof.

A vending machine that sells mystery boxes and only accepts bitcoins.

Gold medal blogger stripped of medal after being found to be using missing e. Blog enhancing add-ons will not be tolerated in the Tumblympics.

This mystery box is currently going for $95.

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The world’s dead skin cells arise from their resting places like a reverse snow storm and form, in the sky, an immense golem that renders judgement and blots out the sun.

A really rusty Iron Man suit full of bones and sludge picked up by a fishing trawler in the middle of the Atlantic.

Man I bet facebook would buy Thinstagram for a BILLION dollars.

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kushandwizdom is actually a sneak peek of the grandparent chain e-mails of 2070

Guess that’s why they call it SimCity

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I like the idea of living in a SimCity. Watching a power plant and industrial area spring up. Watching roads come from nowhere. Turning on your tap and having nothing come out. Dying of thirst because your mayor is incompetent and doesn’t know how the water system works.

15 men cosplaying in Gundam suits rob an armoured car, then another, then an ice cream truck because why not, who’s gonna stop them?